Friday, October 19, 2012

Dear People...

Dear Family Member,

It is really not appreciated when you call me up last minute to invite me to an event and then get mad at me because I either have plans, class or work. It's not my fault that you weren't organized enough to give me enough time to plan accordingly.


Dear Dad,

Why must you call me FIVE times in one hour to inform me you got another deer? I love hearing from you that you got a deer but seriously I do check my voice mail and would call you back.


Dear Lady at Petsmart,

Please don't yank on your puppy like that, you are going to hurt the poor little things neck. If you haven't taught it to loose leash walk or to heal screaming heal at it a million times is not going to make it heal.

A Concerned Person

Dear Hank,

Really dude, do you need to sleep on my pillow while I am using it? You have like the rest of the bed to use and you choose my pillow. I mean I love you and all but I do like to use my pillow too.

Your Mama

Dear Family Member,

Who makes mashed potatoes and then does not provide gravy? Seriously gravy is a must with mashed potatoes. I know its not healthy but do you really think I care? I like my gravy, don't give me mashed potatoes useless you plan on providing the gravy.

A Gravy Lover

Dear State of Michigan,

Seriously Michigan, seriously?!?! You suck, I love you as a state but does your government suck. Thank you for making us wait at least two more weeks.

A Very Pissed Off Citizen

Okay, done venting. Thank you for letting me use this blog as a place to vent about the people that have annoyed me this week.

Over and out,
A Engineer in the Kitchen


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